Zac Thompson, a visionary, a gentleman, a scholar. These are just a few of the accolades that are commonly exclaimed about this magnificent specimen they call a man. He has such honors as being called a "big deal" by the big deal himself, Landon Wigley. In between flexing and fixing his hat he exclaimed with tremendous excitement that Zac Thompson is a massive deal. At least that's what Zac told us, but he is a big deal so we believe him. He has earned the title of most manly man 17 years in a row, and his DNA is said to harbor the cures to Cancer, Ataxia, and Tennis elbow. His left pinky finger is also worshipped as a god by many remote African Tribes. All in all this is a man that we can all eventually aspire to become. Zac's charm is like a bright jewel, and his charming good looks are similar to that of a female Giraffe, elegant and graceful.
Always remember, when in Rome, do as Zac does.
That is all.
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